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I love stuff like this: RT @ev: McKinsey did a study for AT&T in 80’s about cell phones. Prediction: 1M units in US by 2000. Actual: 109M.

Small joy #138: driving around on hot day & hot car, arms outstretched to A/C vents so cold air can go up your sleeve and around your back.

Theory: “Bewitched” minus witchcraft = “Mad Men.” Corollary: Larry Tate = Roger Sterling. Derwood = Don Draper. Continue w/ your evening.

A career best: in my WSJournal piece (http://bit.ly/4q6iX7) I manage to fit Robert Mugabe, the Dalai Lama and Liza Minnelli in one sentence.

You know what feels cool? To slip through customs with half a box of Cuban cigars. Or so I’m told.

Wow. The funniest guy on Twitter is now the funniest guy in Twitter. Congratulations to @dickc.

Finally! Someone figures out what Twitter was built for: http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

Me, talking about my second favorite topic: delicious alcohol. (My first favorite topic? Me.) http://ow.ly/luFT

RT @badbanana: Scientists are close to creating three-parent babies. This is exactly the kind of breakthrough that could save the sitcom.

And people thought “Bruno” was over the top? http://bit.ly/25hUUn “Chihuahua with Earrings Stolen at Gay Bar”